It was the "Call of the Zombie" which unfurled a night of "Living Dead Girls," Sinners, and Demon Speeding Iron Heads to our nation's capitol. The first blanket of snow softly laid down on the streets of Washington DC only to be slammed upon by two thousand pairs of storm trooper Doc Martins and a few six inch stiletto heals. The horde heated the winter chill like a pressure cooker of "Sinister Urge" only to be matched by the final exhale of the Hellbilly Deluxe 2 Tour that was sound checking inside the bowls of the renown 9:30 Club. I continued to fester with the "Devil's Rejects" outside in a scene similar to the likes of the auto chop house streets of Queens, New York accept the meat heads were replaced by the metal heads. From the sound check I witnessed outside of the venue I could tell tonight wasn't going to be your traditional Washington DC gala or ball. Tonight, DC would experience a red alert signaling an outbreak of frenzy and there was no curfew set and no protection other then the highly pierced and mutilated bouncer at the front door. Rob Zombie pulled into town with his Hellbilly constituents with an address to the Zombie Nation, "Get ready to hold onto something really tight because you're all in for one bump ride and Mama's not here to help you blow your nose."
My day began with a five hour drive form Brooklyn, New York where a few hours earlier Side Kick and I part took in our Nitzer Ebb experience. The ride down to DC was met along the way with rain, Jersey drivers, and the wonderment of 2009's first winter blast. Baltimore vanished completely behind the blizzard curtain except for the row of blazon lights ripping through the fog from Raven Stadium (M&T Bank Stadium). My GPS Wife swept me under and around Baltimore Harbor and South towards DC. Some thirty miles and five hours, that should have been four hours, I fishtailed into downtown Washington DC and parked. The streets were quiet. My welcoming party, a few students from Howard University and a few characters from the neighborhood. I questioned my sanity as I came to the realization that I do what I do for the love of music and to share with you my life experiences as a fan first and professional second. I mustered my energy, dragged my last drag and walked towards a small diner that filled my nose with aromas that tantalized my stomach to the front door of Torrie's Soulful Restaurant. This was a diamond in the rough where you can get down home "low country" cooking." If you need a visual of the soulful experience please revisit the diner scene from the Blue's Brother where Jake & Elwood Blues are sung out of the diner by a young vivacious Aretha Franklin.
After a home made meatloaf, corn niblets, grits and a fresh piece of corn bread I was off to the show with a half a pack of cigarettes and a cliff bar to keep me filled and awake for the show, but the food coma hit me hard and I found myself in my car passed out for two hours from exhaustion. When I awoke I was concealed by the fogged windows and the tapping of a Metro Police officer who inquired as to my business. I explained my situation, presented my ID's and after I proved to him that I was neither a threat to myself or society he bid me a fond farewell and a recommendation to a cheap motel. I staggered out of the car and walked down the block to the 9:30 Club where a few fans had gathered for the pre-show meet-n-greet with Rob Zombie. The price to meet the Superbeast of Channel X? A cool one hundred and seventy-five dollars. With the economy in turmoil and people scrapping to make a buck I found this a bit greedy for the times. Mother, daughters, fathers, sons, friends, couples, the weary, and the downtrodden all made there way into the main room where they were greeted by Rob Zombie and legion of darkness while the rest of us huddled together in the deep freeze of the DC winter night. I cornered myself next to the front door so that I could gather any and all heat the seeped through the door frame.
Ladies and gentlemen, kids of all ages, step up and gather around for the biggest show in town. This show had men in make up then at a Kiss Army convention. The furnace doors into the 9:30 club opened just as the hypothermia started to set into bone chilled crowd. Up first on the bill, Captain Clegg & The Night Creatures. The band portrayed a band straight out of the mind of Tim Burton and the cast from Disney's Haunted Mansion. The Night Creatures are completed by a very sexy Bettie Page looking vixen who humped her rump against the stand-up base. The psychobillie's music filled the room and flavored the night with adverse black hearted comedy that ignited the imagination of the captivated audience. Captain Clegg (Named after a 1960's thriller movie) & The Night Creatures strung up the DC crowd with morose lyrics enhanced by the music of this grim jubilee. The relic grave digger costumes brought the necessary humor needed to separate the sane with the over obsessed. Captain Clegg & The Night Creatures have tenacity and appetite to drive their music to success and with Rob Zombie billing across the country on his Hellbilly Deluxe 2 Tour, it's not a bad start.
Now if you look over here and beyond the hazy smog of the satin curtain I will show you a new definition of an "American Hair Band." We're not talking Dokken feathered hair longer than my sister's, we are talking about Johnny Bravo pompadours as tall as a seven layered wedding cake. The Nekromatix entice your senses with high paced, bass slapping, guitar yielding thrash sets capped off by a effeminate of the muliebrous birthday girl named, Lux. Nekromantix thrive on their element of surprise with each album cultivating on the progress of the band's success. Their heightened perfection to polish their talents with the rawness of their appearance culminating to the rise of their crescendo as thrill band for the Hellbilly Deluxe Tour. With a Coffin bass complete with a sodded skull Nekroman lead the music escapade with 360 degree bass spins, throaty road house lyrical delivery, and a hellbent force of centrifugal good forces. Nekroman, Franc, and Lux brought the second exhilarating elation to the pumped up crowd ready to topple over in hysteria because coming up next was the nocturnal genius whose music chills us, whose movies thrill us, and outside the ticket prices that kill us was going let loose the sounds of hell absolving and releasing our frustrations terminated by his gargantuan performance.
ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! Yelled the fans as the lights darkened and the room illuminated by the beam from a projector. On the enormous screen played a cartoon viewable by the desensitized. Zombie Nazis trying to beat the super heros of the cartoon for the head of Hitler preserved in a jar of vinegar and kicked up into the air like a one point goal kick leaving the Zombie Nazis to disintegrate into a flume of a nuclear blast. ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE replaced Tora, Tora Tora, and the stage blazed in white lights, dense fog, and the silhouette of shadows entering the stage. Like apparitions of spirits moving across a cloudy lake the men took their spots along the stage with one last soul making its way to center stage. In a split second the lights drank blood and the fog vanished leaving the red lit phantom faces to appear with their half skull shrouds covering their lower faces. Frightful? Yes! Invigorating? Beyond! Stupendous? Ugh, DUH! Rob Zombie came to town to show the world who was top dog and to put the Zombie party on the ballot in DC. With a opener like this how could you turn your back on such a cause?
The set was filled with Zombie classics including LIving Dead Girl, Dragula, More Human (Than Inhuman), and American Witch. Rob Zombie is a work stallion with longevity on the reins. His ability to play to his audience on the film front isn't nearly as advantageous as his career in music from my point of view, but his booming talents are victorious and noteworthy none-the-less making his resume and fame built upon shear aptitude of his genius gift. It's anything by fortuitous. Zombie's energy on stage is unmatched by any other music artist I have reviewed. His mark may mimic the number of the beast, but the grip and determination that is Zombie's music grasps the fan through music tenacity and firm perseverance. Zombie's show culminates the mad movies that flicker in our minds with the daily day dreams we skirt off to when we are ready to explode from anger. His music is an outlet to venting in the wickedest ways and after my trek on I-95 I was ready to let out my driving frustrations.
Overall the performance seemed flawless and the climactic end to this tour being in Washington DC viewed appropriate as the US economy still continues its decline towards a bottomless pit of financial demise. Tonight Rob Zombie made us all proud to be free, revitalized our energy, and sparked a fire under many of our rears with a holy wake up call from the depths of hallowed halls, or at least a really depleted green room from backstage. If Rob Zombie isn't enough on the role call how about adding into the flavor Piggy D (Amen & Wednesday 13), John 5 (Marilyn Manson), and Tommy Clufetos (Alice Cooper) to round up the talent portion of the music and you have opened Pandora's Box to eternal vibrations that becomes an existential flash of seeing man and metal as one body. The band raged on like a well greased turbine engine taking off for the sun and the heat that kick backed from the amps shook the floor, moved the still, and the deaf could hear the passing of the air punching into the bodies. I only bring this up because in all the concerts I have ever covered, NONE have come with signers signing to the audience with such catch phrases as "Hey Scum of the Earth," Of an SS Whore," or my personal favorite, "Feast Upon the Cat." The signers didn't miss a word from the songs or from the even louder banter that was colorfully expressed throughout the night by the bands.
If you missed the Hellbilly Deluxe 2 Tour, well, you missed something that was beyond the words I could express and the photos I captured two inches from Zombie. It was a night that began with white snow and ended with deafness that comforted me on my five hour trek back to New York City. What will Rob Zombie come up with next is beyond me and with new movies being remade by the master of darkness I am certain that whatever does come in the future will fit beautifully sinister and attract the fans who have shown more loyalty and dedication to one man's music then I have ever seen from any other music artist. I hope Washington DC takes heed in the Zombie message. We the people are ready for change and we have a lot to say. God Bless You and God Bless America (Cue the Zombie Presidential March!)!